If your tattoos could come to life, what would you get inked on you?

Bertrand Russell's teapot.  I'd want to supersize it, of course, so I could climb inside and orbit the Sun.

This would work !

All i have is surgery scars and it says im in trouble health wise

I would get a money tree!!! :0)

a billion dollars... Falls out in 100 dollar bills whenever i need it.